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Batman v Superman’s Fatal Flaw

I’ve seen this movie three times now. Once in theaters where I actually started to fall asleep (a first). Once after it was put on HBO Now to see if I missed anything redeeming. And once to write this.

Who’s wanted to see Batman and Superman fight each other? What’s that? Everyone born after 1939? What a letdown!

There is a lot wrong with this movie. There’s the stitched together story, the forced cameos from the future Justice League (save Wonder Woman), Batman the Bullet Farmer, Superman not growing from his experiences in Man of Steel, lack of color, and the most painful Lex Luthor portrayal I’ve seen in a movie. Also, kryptonite. I am so sick of kryptonite. Use your imaginations to find other ways to fight Superman!

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I call it, “The Lazy Spear”!

The sad thing is that I can forgive all of that because of the good elements.


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The Not-Good-Looking Dinosaur

It’s like the creators decided to recreate the shots from The Revenant  and insert dinosaurs from an early-2000s direct-to-DVD CGI feature. Never before have I so wanted to look at pictures of the backgrounds from an animated movie. It’s a shame that there were characters.

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So beautiful and peaceful. Let’s hope nothing comes along that stands out like a sore thumb-
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Kill it with meteors!

Now imagine an hour and a half of that.

Tell me if you’ve heard this before: a young animal protagonist tragically loses his father, winds up far away, meets a companion, then eventually finds the courage to return home. The Lion King similarities are really distracting, the flood that kills the father even looks like a herd of wildebeests (yes that’s the correct spelling) considering that it was colored brown and had trees sticking out of it like antlers. Also, what’s that other dinosaur movie? Oh right, Jurassic Park! Lots of shots were taken from Jurassic Park and its sequels.


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I’ve been waiting since January to do this review. Now that M. Night Shyamalan’s latest thriller Split has been released on DVD/digital media, let’s talk about it.

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Yay! Etcetera!

Split is about three girls (the most prominent being Casey played by Anya Taylor-Joy) who are kidnapped by a man with multiple personalities (James McAvoy) for a purpose which is slowly revealed throughout the film. What follows is a slow burn of a thriller which makes the audience wonder if McAvoy’s psychologist (Betty Buckley) can unravel what’s happening in time to save the girls.

I enjoyed this movie when I saw it in theaters several months ago. The acting for the most part (particularly from James McAvoy) is great. This guy deserves some kind of award for this/these role(s). Most importantly you get the impression that each of these personalities is a whole character, not just a name with a gimmick. That’s impressive for a character with twenty-three personalities. Two of three most prominent of these are Dennis, a man obsessed with cleanliness, young girls, and looks like the real-life BTK killer (who is also named Dennis), and Hedwig, a nine year-old boy who has one of the best scenes in the movie. The one which got under my skin the most, however, was Patricia. She gives a constant impression of being unstable yet fully dedicated to acting calm to cover it up. Throughout the running time there are long shots where you see McAvoy’s speech patterns, voice, and body language change as he goes between different identities.

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The most terrifying character in the movie.

After her excellent performance in The VVitch Anya Taylor-Joy delivered again with her role as Casey, a character shrouded in even more mystery than any of McAvoy’s. I’ll be going into spoilers later on, but I will say you feel a chill as you learn more about her. Betty Buckley was also engaging as McAvoy’s psychologist Dr. Fletcher, bringing an intelligence and compassion to probably the most weakly written of the three leads. I say weakly written because a lot of her dialogue is awkward and roundabout (much like this sentence) and, as has been pointed out to me, she should have questioned her patient with an unhealthy obsession with young girls when she saw on the news that three young girls were kidnapped.

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Dubbed vs Subbed, The Foreign Film Dilemma

I’ve watched a fair number of foreign films and TV shows in my life, particularly anime. These days which anime I watch mostly depends on what’s on Hulu and Netflix, and almost all of it is subtitled. Sometimes its ideal for the show or movie, other times I find myself wishing it had been dubbed over. This leads to the question: which is better?

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Either way, the tentacles remain.

In general, there is no answer between the two. The best option, of course, is to be able speak the movie or show’s original language, though this isn’t a reality for an American audience. Since the majority of foreign films and TV shows I watch are from China and Japan, I will be focusing on works from those countries with one important exception from American cinema which I’ll get to later.

My first exposure to a foreign movie was probably the Godzilla franchise, of which my favorite installment is Godzilla: Final Wars. I’ve tried watching this same movie both subbed and dubbed, and I vastly prefer the dubbed version as is the case for all Godzilla movies I’ve seen. So dubbed is better, right? Not so fast, because I’ve also seen both versions of Kung Fu Hustle, and the jokes are MUCH funnier in the subbed version. OK, maybe subbed is better for comedies and dubbed is better for action movies? No again, as from what I’ve heard Pokemon: The First Movie was deeper and more interesting subtitled compared to the dubbed version I saw (which was borderline infantile in its dialogue). Continue reading “Dubbed vs Subbed, The Foreign Film Dilemma”

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The OA – Take it Off Your Netflix Queue

So far all of my posts have been of films and series that I like, so it’s time to shake things up a bit.

The OA is a series on Netflix which consists of eight episodes, with only one season having aired so far. The plot revolves around a woman named Prairie/The OA (Brit Marling) who reappears after having been missing for seven years. At the time she disappeared she was blind, but now can see since coming back. Throughout the season she tells a story to five random people about how she became blind, how her life changed as a result, and what happened over the last 7 years to help her regain her sight.

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Are you my mummy?

Mild spoilers from the first two episodes follow.

First, the positives. All of the actors (with one exception) range from competent to excellent in their roles, with my two favorites being Phyllis Smith as the schoolteacher Elizabeth and Jason Isaacs as Hap, a doctor running experiments.

Smith’s character has an extremely sympathetic and effective character arc throughout the season and I wish that she had been the protagonist, maybe someone who had been through Prairie’s story in the past and it came back to haunt her. Her sadness and hope to make circumstances better for her and those close to her stands out throughout the season.

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Super Mario Bros Z (Exactly What it Sounds Like)

Full disclosure: I once donated money to the Patreon page of this series to help fund an episode. Now that that’s out of the way…

Ever wanted to see a Sonic and Mario crossover cartoon series? Officially, we probably never will due to licensing issues. Unofficially, a lot of fans have made a lot of series with this premise. The one that continues to stand out, however, is Super Mario Bros Z by Mark Haynes (AKA Alvin-Earthworm).

In 2006 on Haynes released the first episode of this series. It was okay with 2 main draws. The first was the crossover of the two franchises with the arrival of Metal Sonic in the Mushroom Kingdom. The second was the humor from poking fun at the formula seen in the Mario games.

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Who told you I want to kidnap Peach?

The next episode was significantly better and showed what Haynes could do with fight scenes. Both the humor and action improved as the series went on, with the final episode having a fast-paced, creative, and hilarious battle against Bowser’s army. Unfortunately, it ended in a cliffhanger which was never resolved. Years later the series has now been rebooted, which I think is a mistake. Yes, the animation has gotten even better with the newest episode, but I’d rather have seen that quality go into finishing the story that fans have wanted to see for a decade.

The work that was put into this series is astounding, especially when you consider that it wasn’t made by an animation studio but instead by some very dedicated fans who, at least at first, probably weren’t getting paid. Production time for each episode could take months due to the effort necessary to make the animation work, as well as writing the script and dialogue for the characters.

Haynes is clearly a knowledgeable fan of Sonic, Mario, and Dragon Ball Z as elements from all three franchises are present throughout the series. Sonic and Shadow’s personalities are tweaked enough to make them more closely resemble Goku and Vegeta, respectively. The chaos emeralds are a stand-in for the dragon balls, though a lot of fans have pointed out that this is the intention of the Sonic series anyways. The fighting abilities of all the characters are more fast-paced using techniques from all three series and even a little bit from Super Smash Bros. A fan of any one of these series, or better yet a fan of all three, can enjoy all the references and how the environment and characters are combined to make new possibilities for storytelling.

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A New Hope is Better

A New Hope is my favorite Star Wars movie, even over Empire Strikes Back. That’s not to say that the former is a better made, more thought-provoking film (it isn’t). In fact I consider Empire to objectively be the best written, acted, directed and scored of all the Star Wars movies, and I love it, but let me explain why I still like Hope better. Just for clarity, I mean the original versions, NOT the “”””special”””” editions.

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Clearly this scene didn’t work at all in 1977, the Jurassic Park hand-me-down was the missing ingredient.

One of the more famous debates among sci-fi fans is whether Star Wars or Star Trek is the better franchise. I greatly enjoy both for different reasons. I watch Star Trek when I want to think more about ethical dilemmas, how a complex society works, or to have a (fictional) scientific principle explained. Star Wars films I watch to have fun and enjoy the adventure and characters.

No one who likes Star Wars films can deny the movie version of an adrenaline rush that you get at the ending of A New Hope. The villains are given enough time to be enjoyably evil, we see Luke’s progression from a complaining kid to a war hero, and we don’t think about the millions of people he singlehandedly killed. It’s 2 hours where the viewer can be given the well-paced events of the story and not still be thinking about their implications in the next scene, allowing them to do the same thing throughout the movie.

Also Leia never kisses Luke in A New Hope, that’s important.

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Courtesy of Empire Strikes Back.

In Empire the audience is challenged to think more deeply about the characters and how their relationships will influence the story. The scenes in the cave on Dagobah, Vader and Luke on Cloud City, and Luke and Leia’s connection all raise fascinating questions that, until Return of the Jedi, people could only speculate about. I wasn’t alive in 1980 but I imagine long, heated discussions between Star Wars fans who, in the absence of answers, created their own. We have the luxury today of just watching the full trilogy as well as dozens of hours of the TV shows and even the prequel trilogy. As a result we know what the intent of the story was and it’s hard to imagine alternatives.

This brings me to the 2 main reasons that I consider A New Hope to be the better Star Wars film: it’s a fun adventure and a self-contained story. When Alderaan is destroyed the viewer isn’t thinking about Leia’s psychological torment, the focus is on escaping from the Death Star. When the Death Star’s destroyed the award ceremony is all the follow up you need, there aren’t cliffhangers or burning questions that make a sequel inevitable.

Empire Strikes Back, for these reasons, has more of a Star Trek feel than a Star Wars feel. It began the episodic feel of the series and added a level of seriousness that I think would be better suited for a debate of the Prime Directive in Star Trek.

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I’m totally a better captain than Kirk.

Finally, this may seem like a minor point, but A New Hope  has Empire beat in terms of originality. Yes there were new ship and character designs in Empire, but they’re more of an expansion of the style introduced in Hope. It was in Episode IV that this universe was created and the basis for the series’ sounds and visuals was established. The sound of a lightsaber is (for the most part) still unchanged from its first appearance. The cantina scene showed that the aliens of this universe looked far less human than in Star Trek. These elements set Star Wars apart from other sci-fi franchises.

Like in my Signs review I’d recommend re-watching both Hope and Empire. Try imagining you have never seen a Star Wars movie before and ask yourself which one stands on its own better. If you still say Empire I can fully understand why, but my priorities for what makes a great Star Wars movie are different than yours.